KB890830 windows malicious software removal tool

KB890830 windows software malicious removal tool appears to hang or freeze at 0% for a very long time, or seems to take a long time to install.

Relax do something else. it is scanning the system and windows can't be arsed to tell you this.

How to disable seatbelt chime in subaru cars

First why am I doing this. simple I can and I will. Also I am not responsible for you or someone you know doing this and then getting injured because you/they drove with no seat belt. driving without a seat belt is retarded. This method only works for some Subaru cars.

Second I always wear my seat belt but hate the chime. I am not a child that needs to be scolded in to doing something.

Third do not worry your silly little head about if I sell it, it can be re-enabled easily. just repeat the sequence or disconnect the battery for 1 minute. Reconnect the sensor.

OK how to do it:

1. Buy a seat belt extender. good luck with that. I have not been able to find one that works for my 2015 Subaru Forester. you will want the shortest one you can get. If the extender male tab does not look like the pic below it probably won't work. the measurements of the tab are 1 inch wide by about 1.25 inches long. plugging in an extender satisfies the sensor but allows you to unplug the seat at your whim without being scolded.

 

2. The 20 clicks method. 

Get in your car.
Close the door.
turn off your AC (it doesn't matter if you do this).
hold the tab in your left hand.
insert the key in the ignition, turn it 2 clicks to ON, but do not start the car.
within 30 seconds insert the tab in the buckle and remove it 20 times.
each insert, remove = 1 click.
do this with the cadence of:
click mississippi
click mississippi
when you remove the tab the last time turn the car back to ACC then start the car.
The seat belt light should come on and the chime will activate once (each time the car is started with seat belt off).
Now with the seat belt off drive the car up to 20 mph. the seat belt light should come on once but no chime.
If the chime comes on you did something wrong or your car requires a slightly different method.

3. Go to a dealer and have them disable it.

4. Unplug the sensor connection under the seat. I will not explain how to do this, as this is the most difficult method.

 If your car has push button start read the manual on how to put the car on without starting it. I cannot help with push button start cars. actually I won't help do this at all.

How to setup POP3 to Outlook for YAHOO mail

Cox internet has stopped supporting email and transferred all accounts to yahoo. They provide instructions for setting up POP3 but those instructions suck ass.

Here is what you need to do to connect outlook and possibly other apps to your new yahoo servers. These instructions assume you are on a computer not a phone. I cannot help for problems on phones.

First thing is make sure that if you have folders in your cox webmail that those emails are moved to one of the standard folders, any personal folders seem to not be transferred (why? because fuck you).

next click the link in the email from yahoo (to login) which will probably not work especially if you have other yahoo accounts. fear not, just go to https://mail.yahoo.com/ and login with your cox credentials:

full email address

current password on your cox email account.

answer the questions about how you want the webmail to look.

it will prompt you to enter a new password. do that.

once logged in verify that you have emails. there should be some about unexpected login (that would be you).

now go to: https://login.yahoo.com/account/security

scroll down till you see:

How you sign in to Yahoo and look for "Generate and manage app passwords, click on that and type in the apps name (does not have to be exact). click generate password. it will give you a 16 character password click on copy to get it to the clipboard.

I will not provide detailed instruction on how to get in to outlooks settings or any other app.

now go in to outlook or whatever app you have and change the following:

your username is now your full email address

the password is the 16 character generated password.

Incoming Mail (POP) Server
Server - pop.mail.yahoo.com
Port - 995
Requires SSL - Yes

Secure password authentication enabled.

Outgoing Mail (SMTP) Server
Server - smtp.mail.yahoo.com
Port - 465 or 587 (465 worked for me)
Requires SSL - Yes
Requires TLS - Yes (if available) or just select ssl/tls
Requires authentication - Yes

if your app has an option to test the settings do that. if it worked it should say the test completed. if it failed you did something wrong.

how to get charities to stop sending you mail

Are you receiving tons of mail from charities? was it because you gave to some charity? or did you have a family member die that was giving to charities and you need them to stop?

Here is what you need to do.

create an excel spreadsheet or a list in notepad or even word.

Every time mail comes in open it and look for an email address or website. go to that website and look for the organization contact us, or about us link. usually at the bottom of the page.

Sometimes they have a contact form. Select opt out, or general inquiry. if neither of those exists pick the one closest to just contacting them.

Sometimes they will have email addresses. look for one for general inquiry or marketing or even donations. If you can find a list of actual people pick one or more of them.

Use this format for the email:

Subject: Opt out, remove from mailing lists

body: To whom it may concern
Please remove (name as it is on the envelope you received) from your list and any affiliated lists and do not share his/her information. Do not call him/her. he/She is dead (obviously do not include both he/she)
please do not send anything to:
the address on the envelope

We will not donate to you or anyone.
You have been notified and by law you must remove him/her from your list.
we are inundated with donation requests and are fed up with it.

Keep track of who you have contacted. note how many times it takes for each organization. it can take several months for the mail to stop from just one organization. You may have to send multiple request. you may have to find a different contact, or send a letter, or even call. Most charities will respond if you give them a return email address. I would recommend that you put wording in the emails to NOT add your email to any charity lists, or create an email account just for opting out.

My mother-in-law passed away in 2020, it took 3 years to get the mail to stop. some of it got forwarded to our new house when we moved even though we gave no forwarding address.

Be persistent. we had to send emails and fill out forms for 112 different charities before they got the hint. also NEVER donate to any charity by mail or website you will be put on mailing lists and charities will contact you that you do not care about.